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A Different Direction

February 7th, 2007 No comments

This year I’m having a change, not sure how much of a change it will be but a change all the same.  I have moved away from my beloved web development  / sharepoint comfort zone into the new scarey, and sometimes archaic, world of SAP.

I will be developing SAP workflows and user exits BADI’s, BAPI’s and ABAP and lots of other things I know absolutely nothing about.  So expect to see SAP things here from now on.

Or will you ?  I’ve been here two and a bit weeks now, and because of all the planning required, I have no development to do yet, and because we are doing JIT training so knowledge doesnt just stagnate in your brain I have little to do, so what does a sharepoint / web developer do with his time in the early stages of SAP.  Try and learn SAP from documentation designed to drive you on expensive courses and try writing web parts that connect to SAP.  I managed it too.  From the limited subject matter out there and the talk I had at PDC you’d think it was hard.

It is.

It is because its SAP.

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How I fixed the power steering in the clio

January 28th, 2007 1 comment

Stop! First read the previous post.

Ok, now that’s sorted you probably realise that putting screen wash in the power steering was a pretty stupid thing to do, I have my excuses and it could happen to anyone. Tiredness and poor labelling are my excuses. Take my ford, every user serviceable part is yellow and has pictures AND words. The Clio has 3 items in yellow; the one that isn’t yellow has a black lid and black picture and is the screenwash tank. The power steering cap has a rectangle and a steering wheel, so to my sleep numbed brain it looked like a picture of the windscreen with a little wheel behind it. So I fill it with screen wash. Expecting it not to overflow so quickly I released what I did pretty quickly. The AA said sorry pal that’s not a roadside fix (yeah ok fair enough) you need to get it towed by the garage and get them to fix it (so the AA don’t tow you to a garage now?).

I spoke to my brother-in-law who was a service manager and now is a lead technician for a car firm and he said he’d help. Thing is that hardly anyone in the trade seems to have fixed anything like this so we ran the engine, yeah I know people say don’t run the engine when you do something like this, but that’s petrol in a diesel engine, when you put water in oil it goes straight to the bottom and through the tubes, no stopping it, so running it didn’t hurt.

Well we checked the fluid and it was bright pink, thing is screen wash is not just water its detergent so the oil and water emulsified. At least it was going to be easy to see when it was clear.

The first approach was like that of bleeding the system you siphon it and add more and run it lock to lock and see, eventually we would dilute it. We did this for a bit and ran out of new fluid to add. It was no better. It obviously was but not really it was still bright pepto-bismol pink. I would look on the internet and buy more fluid, 5litres of it, tomorrow and try again.

I found some info on the internet, obviously selling things but it gave me a bit of knowledge and certainly informed me enough to ask the right questions.

http://www.lubegard.com/automotive/pwrstr_flush.html

The next morning I rang some local garages, most would not touch it, the larger chains certainly and who would blame them, its sounds a big job and no one had the machinery mentioned on the net. The best was a tiny garage, thats a big job mate it will take at least five goes, not something we want to do again, you pull the pipes at the bottom of the rack and drain it. We did a Laguna over and over but it still never ran clear. If you read the internet page you can figure out why, doing it that way will not empty the entire system in one go. So it will take time and not run clear.

So next morning I’m doing the siphon and top-up thing but its not having any effect and the brother-in-law turns up and I tell him the lubegard way.

So we first siphon out all the remaining antacid and turn the key on and off to find the return pipe, (THIS IS NOT RECOMMENDED IT MAKES A GREAT PINK FOUNTAIN AND NEARLY TOOK OUT AN EYE), after this expert diagnosis we cleared the reservoir again with the best siphon kit in the world, a fish tank gravel siphon with auto start, it’s a normal tube but has a larger cylinder that plugs into it. This meant I could suck the larger end with no risk of a mouth full of gunk then pull the large piece off and drop the tube in the bucket.

Then remove the return pipe, block the down pipe of the reservoir with a piece of washing machine hose cut off, plugged with a large wooden dowel.

Take the siphon tube and wrap it in electrical tap and force it into the return pipe and place it in the bucket.

Now we topped up the reservoir with clean fluid.

I would then intermittently turn on the engine and turn it off, whilst turning the wheel from lock to lock. You cannot run the engine continuously as the pump empties the reservoir in just under 2 seconds. Then top up the tank again and repeat. Eventually the return pipe ran a lovely shade of transparent red.

Put it all back together again and test drive.

It Worked! I could not believe it, I was dreading the expense of having some garage attempt this, do half a job and charge me the earth. It took the sum total of an hour and a half and one 12 quid bottle of megaspares 4.5litre fluid, (not counting the 3.50 price of the siphon and the previous expensive halfords 1litre bottle of the earlier attempts).

I could not have achieved this without the help of my brother-in-law so all thanks to him, whilst ideas and research are my area of expertise, there is no way I would have managed to effectively implement this idea, I might have had a go but the fear of doing something to make it far worse is always there, it takes someone with practical experience on the ground to validate and follow through unproven techniques. Perhaps a lesson for anyone implementing a solution. Perhaps another lesson is don’t let me top up your car. Oil change anyone?

Legal:This is not a guide on how you do this, it is a story of how I did it. I can only recomend you take your car problems to a professional.  Just ensure the professional knows what they are doing before you give it to them.

Keywords:Clio, power steering, flush, water, contamination

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Viva Pinata

December 8th, 2006 No comments

I Finally got Viva Pinata for the 360, a week late.  So me and my five year old son got to playing it last night.  Its navigation is a little harder than I expected considering that its got a “U” game rating, meaning suitable for any age group, although this does refer to levels of violence and mature content of course.

Its bright and pretty, which is what you expect from Rare, but its no Kameo.  It feels a little rough around the edges in parts, and the continued “cut” scenes every time you visit a shop becomes tiring very quickly, as do the mating mini games.

So what did I expect ? Well I’m not sure, I just expect so much from Rare and perhaps the game is fine and I have over anticipated its arrival. I’ve yet to play it through but I do have some advice, if you play with a child.

You start your garden and you get a Whirlm and they will like your garden and make it their home and gain pretty colours and look cute and appealing to your child.  Your guide will instruct you how to check their details and how to name them.  DONT NAME YOUR CREATURES.  My Son named his Jelic, Rory, Jordan and some others I can’t remember.  Then as time progresses more creatures appear, larger creatures, that like your garden and make it their home.  As your garden grows and your creatures get used to their environment, they get hungry and what do you think the larger creatures eat ?  Yep you got it the smaller Pinata.  On my screen last night an alert popped up, “A Pinata is about to be eaten”, “But I don’t want my creatures eaten, daddy”, “Daddy stop it eating it”, no amount of whacking the Pinata with a shovel seemed to stop it,

“Noooooooo, Jelic!!!!!!”, “WAAaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!”.

 

Don’t name your creatures. 

Any one got any ideas how I explain sausages to him ????

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Paint.NET

November 2nd, 2006 1 comment

Now, lucky me, I have a license for Photoshop 6.  But being on W2k3server x64 I can’t use it anymore.  So rather than go to the expense of Photoshop for a couple of image edits a month, if that, I had been using Paint.NET.

It was quite good but not without its problems, my favourite was to select an area of an image then watch the processor usage jump up to 50% just to animate the selection box.  It inability to deal with multiple documents also.

Well the Alpha of Paint.NET 3.0 is out and those two items are fixed and believe me when I say the multiple document handling is one of the best I’ve seen so far.

This app is no replacement for Photoshop if your a professional user, but for infrequent use especially just for photo re-touching its more than adequate it will suit down to the ground. 

I think that version 3.0 has ironed out some of the bugs and shortcomings of the interface and I just hope that now they will focus on more effects and better algorithms for the ones they have.  Although the Tile reflection effect is a joy and so is glow.

 

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Shameless Plug

November 1st, 2006 No comments

DSC01128It was my wife’s and I’s anniversary this weekend gone and we went away for the night to Wroxton House Hotel.  We had a great room and a fantastic dinner, but then my brother is the head chef (hence the Shameless plug element).  This place is in the middle of nowhere but near banbury and who wants to go there !

I can recommend room two if you like stairs and loft space, no really it was quaint and quite large which makes up for the apex.

My brothers quite a cook too, have the lamb, I don’t normally eat lamb but I make an exception when my brother cooks it, he seems to get it just right and the cuts are perfect.  The chocolate tart was way too rich, so rich I scoffed the lot.

IF you just want a meal the price was reasonable to £22.50 a head for 3 courses (obviously check this as menus change all the time usually the season).

The down side is if you want to walk round the village, there is not one, ok ok there is a church and 10 or so houses your done in 10 minutes, they are nice thatched cottages though.  Good job its close to Straford-upon-Avon.

Some more photos

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Its here look.

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eBuyer are psychic

October 30th, 2006 No comments

I don’t know how they do it.  They have a great knack of determining which of my orders I desperately want delivered on time and working and lousing it up. 

All my small orders that I don’t care about arrive super fast or at least fast enough so I couldn’t worry about where it was, but important orders ballsed up every time. 

Again I waited in all friday for an eBuyer delivery “next day”, no sign of the item one completely wasted day and now the trouble of getting the delivery sorted as I wont be available for collection now hence the urgency of the next day delivery.

Now I find its tomorrow its coming a whole five days “late”.

I wouldn’t mind normally, stuff happens and Im not losing a leg or anything, but its always to me and its always when timely delivery would have really helped.

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Flickr WLW Test 2

October 17th, 2006 No comments

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This is a test of Windows live write and flickr plugin.  So I thought I would put a picture of Walsall Illuminations from last friday.  Considering the amount of people it was hard not to have a man with something coming out of his head, in this case lasers.

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Too Much Code 2

October 17th, 2006 No comments

This time in a different way.  I normally go out on Tuesdays with my mate here’s the mail I got from him.  Some Hints, Mandy = Wife, Lee=Oldest Son.

If (!Cream Crackered)
    If (Lee goin out)
            If (Mark Sitting)
                        Mandy = Wendys
                        If (You want)
                                    Poker = my house
                        Else
                                    Telly = On
            Else
                        Mandy = Home
                        Poker = Your House
    Else
            Mandy = Wendys
            Poker = Your house
Else
            Beer++
            Telly++
            Slob++

It just amused me.  I thought Slob++ was particularly funny.

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Too much code

October 12th, 2006 No comments

I’ve been doing this programming lark for quite a while, like many programmers its starts young, then after long long years you’ve trained practically every neuron and synapse in your brain in a certain fashion optimised for logic and code,  Well it sometimes feels like that.

Take today, I’m listening to Bill Bryson’s “Short History of Nearly Everything”** and near the beginning he describes the point where the universe started, what cosmologists like to call “Tee equals zero”.  Now I’m sure that a lot of people on hearing this phrase will visualise this as an equation, the human mind visualises things for example “don’t think about elephants” is a usual trigger test.  Thing is when I visualised this it looked like this

{
    T=0;
}

I put braces in there, but then think a bit deeper, I never declared T, is this just an oversight from a few years in VB* or deep down did I not want to put a limit on Time.

* I always used option explicit.
** Yes I know its the layman’s guide and I’ve read other more complex books on cosmology, but I like Bryson and its interesting to see what he has done with a subject way out of his usual safety zone.  And I’m a layman and never really understood the hard bits of those books.

*** Look at my definition for 0, it is implied that in the code piece above that T is an integer.  I’m pretty sure that in universal design there are no integers, except in death of course, that’s pretty definite.

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SSSI Alvecote Pools

October 9th, 2006 No comments

Nearby where I live is Pooley Fields/Alvecote Pools a site of special scientific interest.

After the intial quarter of a mile of this its a great spot, and I say this because unfortunately its a great place to walk your dog. I hate dog walkers. I hate a specific type of Dog walker, the type that would happily leave their dogs mess all over the public streets for people to step in rather than use their back gardens or clean it up. Whilst this is a wild open space, wild animals dont leave huge droppings in the path.

Any way, the place is really great, some good woodland growing around what I think is an old slag heap. The SSSI part comes from the lichens and mosses and sheer diversity in the area. But what I love about the place is the Mushrooms. Being a bit damp as fenland normally is there are loads of mushrooms. The most dramatic the area being Fly Agaric.

I think I went a little late in the season as a lot of them had been under attack from, well who knows what. Last year there was an abundance of these things forming in rings, no I don’t believe in fairies, stop clapping.

I found some others too I think are edible, but not being able to fully identify them there was no way I was going to fry em up with some sausages.

IMAGE 00016 I think this is a common puffball a little worse for wear this one, but it is brown with the spikey spots, I did find one fresh one just emerging in much better condition, but only half emerged I let it be.

Here is the location from local.live

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